api.seriousmonkey.biz
curl -s api.seriousmonkey.biz/v1/bananas \
-H "Authorization: Bearer $SMB_KEY"
200 OK · 42 ms
{
"ripeness": "perfect",
"latency_ms": 42,
"region": "us-west-2",
"ok": true
}
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# Every endpoint, same shape
curl -s https://api.seriousmonkey.biz/v1/bananas \
-H "Authorization: Bearer $SMB_KEY" \
-H "Accept: application/json" \
| jq '.data[0]'
# => { "ripeness": "perfect", "latency_ms": 42 }
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